theweddler asked
Slide, ye ride.. Y U SO good looking ? Also, it's my birthday in 50 days.. Will I see you there ? I know I will.. Lets make strange, strange drinks.. It shall be majestic.

Oh, man. Yes indeed! The stranger the better. Night out in Maynooth is necessary also after the whole turning eighteen thing goes through for you ;) 

Conversation between Laura and Heather

Heather: Did you have sex with him?

Laura: *nods*

Heather: You wanna spoon?

Laura: *nods*

Heather: I DON’T SPOON WHORES.

Also on my wish list. Wow. 

Also on my wish list. Wow. 

A teacher walks into a bar..

Guy: Can i buy you a drink?

Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?